My RKOP membership chronicle ended with the following letter:
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Since we're on the subject of sanity, I think it would be appropriate to recollect some previous discussions in this thread (I apologize in advance to those who might be new to the forum, and who haven't read the post above yet, but I think you should know who you're dealing with anyway).
I'm leaving this forum (I know, I know, I'm happy about it myself), but for the road, let me (as always) summarize. I have a rule of answering anything addressed to me, however the message above turned out to be an exception. I could not answer it: first, because it was low beyond my reach, second, I do not have a license to practice psychiatry. But as you can read, this message was written on behalf of the members of this forum, and I expected that somebody would be, if not insulted, then at least embarrassed to be represented this way. However, nobody objected. In contrary, there were clear indications of it being supported. It was demonstratively interpreted as "my head being handed to me". In other words, the validity of both the form and content of that message has never been questioned or doubted by anybody in this forum. I received several private messages, before and after this post, most of them were complimentary or even flattering. But none of the authors of those messages dared to say anything positive about me openly in this forum. I myself, privately approached one of the members who hasn't participated in any discussions which I was involved in, and asked what he honestly thinks. I've never received any response, which is an answer in itself; it tells a lot about this person.
All in all, there was not a single person in this forum who demonstrated adequate common sense, dignity, and honesty (there was one exception, but he can hardly be considered a member).
I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF PHRASE TO DEFINE THE MORAL STATE OF THE MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM.

So I'm stepping out.

And taking 3 more steps:
 
1) In the very nearest time, I will present the documentary story of my membership in RKOP, chronologically, accurately, and with additional explanatory comments, in a new site specially created for it. Of course it will be very easy for anyone to check whether I am contorting or falsifying the facts. Any substantiated objections to the content will be added to the text right away.

2) This site will be turned into a forum, the theme of which will be: "The Members of RKOP As They Are". I think it can be very interesting and definitely educational for some outsiders, especially ones who are interested in social studies, to learn first hand the phenomenon of a mob-like gathering of full-time groupies, permanently observing them in their natural habitat, and exchange the results of this observation. The RKOP members can consider it some kind of "mirror forum" within which they can get a side view of themselves.
 
3) I will start making links to this new forum, bringing the general public to it, and gradually turn it into an online reality talk show. My Jane Goodall-ish experience can be a good introduction, acquainting the audience with the key cast members. Some of you might even attain a greater recognition than Jason himself.

Remember: you have the right to remain silent; anything you say can and will be used as material for the above mentioned program.
So... "be who you are; we can't change you. But, we WON'T ignore you".

Sincerely,
Maria Sirota
 
                                                                                  
status offlineMark Beasley #708
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did that really just happen?
                                                                                  
status offlineThe Coolest and Most Enlightened LJ #709
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you're the booty to my wang wang
you are totes fucking crazy.
 
It's funny that the posts before mine were all about how great it is to be crazy, how crazy RKOP members are, and how crazies are the best. So in this context, I guess I should consider it a compliment.
                                                                                  
status offlineyouandibothlovejasonmraz #710
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She's a white girl
...in Chicago
 
 
I'm telling myself, the only reason I'm going to a lot of these shows, is because Billy needs a cheerleader at the front row.


haha
                                                                                  
status offlineiangronow #711
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Am I going to be on TV? image

Ian

                                                                                  
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RKOP Abuser
^I only go in the hopes that Rikki will make an appearance.

                                                                                  
status offlineloodleloodlelay #713
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i've switched to snark-lite.
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
we sing, we dance, we steal things! in stores may 20! we sing EP available TUESDAY!!!!
                                                                                  
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RKOP Abuser
Somebody broke NoH!


Put her back!
 
Where exactly is "back'? Where would she like us to put NoH?
In her place, I assume.
OK.
                                                                                  
status offlineMark Beasley #715
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^^ haha sara. yes ma'am.
i'm so on topic, check it out
when tuesday roles around i am definitely not going to want to fuss around with choosing a super-fantastic-edition bundle, i will probably just buy the tracks off of itunes right away. i wish they would give us more info, like prices and such
 
After this post, the subject was changed.
                                                                                  
It's still worthwhile to recollect a couple of quotes posted prior to my letter. They indicate the traditions of RKOP towards undesirable members.
Right after my last message in the "2 New Contests" thread, the following posts appeared:
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Gobletlessness is the anti-crinkle


PS what the fuck is up with that ahole in the wswdwst thread? yikes. someone likes using big words and not admitting when their wrong. haha
This is how she understood the whole thing.
Nobody argued.
                                                                  
status offlineMisCheryl #572
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Clase Sucia
 
I don't think I have ever walked into a store, and bought an album because it looked interesting because of the artwork. Ever. But hey, that's just me...

I've been reading RKOP for about 5.5 years now. People who tend to ruffle people's feathers come and go. Some leave a lasting impression (anyone remember joyceee?) and some just fade away.

Just get your heads out of your rear, and quit arguing.
                                                                                  
status offlineemileigh23 #574
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mraz makes me high
^^^ yeah, cheryl... don't they have a name for those kinds of people? trolls or something like that.

who could ever forget joyceeee... she does appear every now and again under that alias in the messages to j thread, right?

these are the times i miss liz - she loved to put people in their place!
                                                                                  
Four days after my farewell letter to RKOP, the following post appeared:
 
 
 
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i think you people that come on here every day and post are losers.

but that being said, it's been interesting to watch him develop and mature as an artist. i dig it.

and dont bother starting a flamer war with me. i won't be back anytime soon. i'll be on ruckus. downloading more free music.
                                                                         
status offlinejasonmrazlover #808
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just ignore, please.
                                                                         
status offlineiheartjimmayy #809
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No, it's 48 hours after you downloaded one of the songs I think, Taylor.

Mine aren't working either. I'm thinking they probably won't until tomorrow. Like actual day time? I don't know...I keep checking. Maybe that's the problem, we're freaking out the site, haha!


P.S. To your second post. I was thinking the exact same thing
                                                                         
status offlinejasonmrazlover #810
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haha i stayed up just so i could hear it damn it! i'm supposed to be up at 7am and it's 1.17am... off to KC tomorrow!

WOOT i love spring break.

i can't wait til i get the actual cds!!! OR UNTIL THE CONCERT!

ps - hahaha great minds think alike!
                                                                         
status offlinelasvegasjr #811
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Build your house on my cloud.
ps - I love great minds!
                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #812
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i've switched to snark-lite.
 
 
"whosgottheremedy" is a losery screenname.

loser.

lame loser.

who loses

at life.

loo-hoo

zay-her
                                                                         
status offlinejasonmrazlover #813
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noh - good job on ignoring!
haha jk.. kinda?

                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #814
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i've switched to snark-lite.
i led the ignoring for the last idiot.

besides, this one can't come back and whine about it before the page changes because then they'd be coming in here everyday like the rest of us lamos.
 
She cannot let the "ignoring" go by itself, she NEEDS TO LEAD IT. I admit that her outburst of insults was provoked by Whosgottheremedy (I'm surprised she didn't suggest that he and I are the same person), but by "the last idiot" she definitely means me.
As a matter of fact, it's obvious that there was no necessity to jump in and shout insults at the back of a leaving person, but it looks like she can't help it. It's probably her personal need and official "snarky" speciality in RKOP.
                                                                         
status offlinenebulaXstars #815
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a to the mizzle
haha nice noH.

                                                                         
status offlinejasonmrazlover #816
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haha. very good point.
+ it said it wouldn't be back.
                                                                         
status offlineiheartjimmayy #817
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It's okay. I love all you losers and my loser self.
                                                                         
 
On April 1st RKOP was discussing how excited they were about the new "We Dance" EP, trying to figure out who the cover drawing resembles, and concluded that it was Barak Obama in a hat. After Mark Beasley's remark, I posted a letter.
status offlineMark Beasley #1010
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15 days to the Obama EP haha.. im really excited for Only Human
                                                                         
status offlineMariaSirota #1011
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MariaSirota wrote:

So I'm stepping out.

And taking 3 more steps:
1) In the very nearest time, I will present the documentary story of my membership in RKOP, chronologically, accurately, and with additional explanatory comments, in a new site specially created for it. Of course it will be very easy for anyone to check whether I am contorting or falsifying the facts. Any substantiated objections to the content will be added to the text right away.

2) This site will be turned into a forum, the theme of which will be: "The Members of RKOP As They Are". I think it can be very interesting and definitely educational for some outsiders, especially ones who are interested in social studies, to learn first hand the phenomenon of a mob-like gathering of full-time groupies, permanently observing them in their natural habitat, and exchange the results of this observation. The RKOP members can consider it some kind of "mirror forum" within which they can get a side view of themselves.
3) I will start making links to this new forum, bringing the general public to it, and gradually turn it into an online reality talk show. My Jane Goodall-ish experience can be a good introduction, acquainting the audience with the key cast members. Some of you might even attain a greater recognition than Jason himself.

Sorry for interrupting your excitement about your excitement, as you are understandably in a festive mood. I looked at the calendar, and I could not but think of you guys today. Well, it was a reminder for me that it's time to deliver what's promised.
So here is "Step #1" (that's one small step for woman, one giant leap for Rightkind...). You can read my chronicle at http://talkpork.com/1.html
Please read the text attentively and "step up" with your corrections (if any) before it becomes available to the general public at the end of this week, at which time "Step #2" the "mirror forum" of RKOP- PORK, will become available.
                                                                         
status offlinenebulaXstars #1012
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a to the mizzle
haha

 
an hour later:
edit to add: the haha was directed at Mark's comment about the Obama EP.

*just to clarify that*

                                                                         
status onlinedanielle702 #1013
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Have you hugged a noob today?
                                                                         
Danielle has a strange habit of posting and then removing her posts. She probably isn't confident about what she writes and especially about the perception of her writing, but she's always the first one to jump in with a post whenever and wherever possible.
Just after she removed her post, she sent me the same text in email:
 
Maria, I think that just the way people were misreading you, you were misreading them. (people weren't "misreading" me, they were just not reading. However, I read all the posts quite attentively, and understood more than they think I did. Including, of course, Danielle's messages)
Cheese has nothing to do with new people flaming. i promise. It was not an attack towards you. (I like her "I promise", especially as it's a flat-out lie. It's obvious to everybody except Danielle herself.) I asked Mark to check his yukumail because I had sent him a private message. I can understand why you would assume it was about you. It wasn't. Even if it was why would you care? Indeed, why would I care? And what on earth could this message be about in the context, other than supporting Mark? If it was about something else, I'm sure she would have explained and proved it.
I can repeat it again: whatever the intention of this message was, the meaning of it could only be interpreted in one way. And one way only.
We would return to the topic of Tshirts because that was what the thread was for. It was the Contest discussion thread. So it was only natural to talk about cheese in this thread.

I am sorry you are upset. An dI think it was a neat idea to do this. To do what?!
 
I still don't understand what the purpose of her message is. To pacify me? After all her multiple posts insulting me just to please RKOP? What are these jumps from side to side?
I can't help saying that every time I read her posts, I look at her avatar and it always reveals the actual meaning of her writing. Moreover, a post with all the text removed still remains meaningful. It's completely self sufficient with the avatar alone: one can fully understand what she tries to say, and even what she is, to a certain extent.
                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #1014
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i've switched to snark-lite.
apparently, "no h" stands for "no honor" and i am not a real christian.

i'm truly sorry, maria.
 
My first impression of this post was that it's an expression of genuine repentance. I was deceived with the word "truly", which a normal, honest person, let alone a Christian, would never play with or use in a sarcastic or ironic manner. So my first impulse naturally was forgiveness, compassion, and even some sorrow.
How naive of me. This person turned out to be worse than I could ever anticipate. Yes, it was sarcasm. Yes, it was irony.
Not arguing the facts and generalizations in my chronicle (especially as they are undeniable), she still continues playing an unfairly attacked innocent victim, justifiably "exacting her revenge" (see further).
                                                                         
status offlineKatchik99 #1015
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and I unfold...
So on myspace when you write a blog you can let people know what you are currently listening too and they list both the We Sing EP and the We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things album. I was surprised but in a good way.
 
As always, changing the subject.
                                                                         
status offlinenebulaXstars #1016
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a to the mizzle
that's awesome Kat! i'm surprised that the album is up there already too
                                                                         
status offlinejasonhavemybabies #1017
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OMG. I'm totes joining PORK when it goes pubic.

                                                                         
status offlinejasonhavemybabies #1018
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OMG. I'm totes joining PORK when it goes pubic.

                                                                         
status offlinecaprafan #1019
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Special as in unique,
or wears a helmet?
 
I would strongly recommend you get a psychiatric evaluation, Maria. The first step to recovery is admitting you need help.

PARANOID PERSONALITY DISORDER
Diagnostic Criteria:

  1. A pervasive distrust and suspiciousness of others such that their motives are interpreted as malevolent, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following:
    1. suspects, without sufficient basis, that others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him or her
    2. is preoccupied with unjustified doubts about the loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates
    3. is reluctant to confide in others because of unwarranted fear that the information will be used maliciously against him or her
    4. reads hidden demeaning or threatening meanings into benign remarks or events
    5. persistently bears grudges, i.e., is unforgiving of insults, injuries, or slights
    6. perceives attacks on his or her character or reputation that are not apparent to others and is quick to react angrily or to counterattack
    7. has recurrent suspicions, without justification, regarding fidelity of spouse or sexual partner
  2. Does not occur exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia, a Mood Disorder With Psychotic Features, or another Psychotic Disorder and is not due to the direct physiological effects of a general medical condition.
Note: If criteria are met prior to the onset of Schizophrenia, add "Premorbid," e.g., "Paranoid Personality Disorder (Premorbid)."

Diagnostic Features:

Paranoid Personality Disorder is a condition characterized by excessive distrust and suspiciousness of others. This disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing. This disorder should not be diagnosed if the distrust and suspiciousness occurs exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia, a Mood Disorder With Psychotic Features, or another Psychotic Disorder or if it is due to the direct physiological effects of a neurological (e.g., temporal lobe epilepsy) or other general medical condition.

Complications:

Individuals with this disorder are generally difficult to get along with and often have problems with close relationships because of their excessive suspiciousness and hostility. Their combative and suspicious nature may elicit a hostile response in others, which then serves to confirm their original expectations. Individuals with this disorder have a need to have a high degree of control over those around them. They are often rigid, critical of others, and unable to collaborate, although they have great difficulty accepting criticism themselves. They often become involved in legal disputes. They may exhibit thinly hidden, unrealistic grandiose fantasies, are often attuned to issues of power and rank, and tend to develop negative stereotypes of others, particularly those from population groups distinct from their own. More severely affected individuals with this disorder may be perceived by others as fanatics and form tightly knit cults or groups with others who share their paranoid beliefs.

Comorbidity:

In response to stress, individuals with this disorder may experience very brief psychotic episodes (lasting minutes to hours). If the psychotic episode lasts longer, this disorder may actually develop into Delusional Disorder or Schizophrenia. Individuals with this disorder are at increased risk for Major Depressive Disorder, Agoraphobia, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Alcohol and Substance-Related Disorders. Other Personality Disorders (especially Schizoid, Schizotypal, Narcissistic, Avoidant, and Borderline) often co-occur with this disorder.

Associated Laboratory Findings:

No laboratory test has been found to be diagnostic of this disorder.

Prevalence:

The prevalence of Paranoid Personality Disorder is about 0.5%-2.5% of the general population. It is seen in 2%-10% of psychiatric outpatients. This disorder occurs more commonly in males.

Course:

This disorder may be first apparent in childhood and adolescence with solitariness, poor peer relationships, social anxiety, underachievement in school, hypersensitivity, peculiar thoughts and language, and idiosyncratic fantasies. These children may appear to be ?odd? or ?eccentric? and attract teasing. The course of this disorder is chronic.

Familial Pattern:

This disorder is more common among first-degree biological relatives of those with Schizophrenia and Delusional Disorder, Persecutory Type.


NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER
Diagnostic Criteria:

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
  1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
  2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
  3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
  4. requires excessive admiration
  5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
  6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
  7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
  8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
  9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Diagnostic Features:

Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, extreme self-involvement, and lack of empathy for others. Individuals with this disorder are usually arrogantly self-assured and confident. They expect to be noticed as superior. Many highly successful individuals might be considered narcissistic. However, this disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.

Complications:

Vulnerability in self-esteem makes individuals with this disorder very sensitive to criticism or defeat. Although they may not show it outwardly, criticism may haunt these individuals these individuals and may leave them feeling humiliated, degraded, hollow, and empty. They may react with disdain, rage, or defiant counterattack. Their social life is often impaired due to problems derived from entitlement, the need for admiration, and the relative disregard for the sensitivities of others. Though their excessive ambition and confidence may lead to high achievement; performance may be disrupted due to intolerance of criticism or defeat. Sometimes vocational functioning can be very low, reflecting an unwillingness to take a risk in competitive or other situations in which defeat is possible. Individuals with this disorder have special difficulties adjusting to growing old and losing their former ?superiority?.

Comorbidity:

In this disorder, sustained feelings of shame or humiliation and the attendant self-criticism may be associated with social withdrawal, depressed mood, and Dysthymic or Major Depressive Disorder. In contrast, sustained periods of grandiosity may be associated with a hypomanic mood. Anorexia Nervosa, Substance-Related Disorders (especially related to cocaine), and other Personality Disorders (especially Histrionic, Borderline, Antisocial, and Paranoid) frequently co-occur with this disorder.

Associated Laboratory Findings:

No laboratory test has been found to be diagnostic of this disorder.

Prevalence:

The prevalence of Narcissistic Personality Disorder is less than 1% of the general population. It is seen in 2% to 16% of psychiatric outpatients. This disorder is more frequent in males (50% to 75%) than females.

Course:

Narcissistic traits are very common in adolescents, but most adolescents grow out of this behavior. Unfortunately, for some, this narcissistic behavior persists and intensifies into adulthood; thus they become diagnosed with this disorder.
 
It's obvious to me that she's never read what I wrote from beginning to end, then she would understand how silly her attempt to defame me is. It's no different from "you're totes fucking crazy" or "you're an idiot". I'm surprised she didn't copy and paste some more impressive diagnosis from the internet. Something like syphilis or leprosy. Why not? They would be just as applicable. And just as smart.
By the way, the funny thing is, she doesn't even realize that the two disorders she cites contradict and practically exclude each other. She has no idea what she's talking about, but probably thought "the more, the better".
                                                                         
status offlineThe Coolest and Most Enlightened LJ #1020
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you're the booty to my wang wang
whoa! babies is double excited for pork and pubic!

                                                                         
status offlinenebulaXstars #1021
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a to the mizzle
when is the We Dance EP coming out? soon, yes?
                                                                         
status offlineKeyBoredStudios #1022
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15th. cant wait.

                                                                         
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ok that whole maria thing.. im new and I tried reading back but it made no sense at all. (Obviously "trying" to read was not a good idea for him. He tried and failed.) whenever I read maria's comments it was as if she treated this group as some type of civilization that she was studying under a microscope in some locked up laboratory. I'm so confused and if its too long to explain then just dont... but a brief coles notes about what all that was would be appreciated... lol
                                                                         
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Yep, the 15th. I am super stoked! haha
                                                                         
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Half an hour later:
ok wow i read that whole thing (it took him 30 minutes) to catch myself up and that was crazy. its like she came in to start an argument (I respect his claim of reading "that whole thing", but I'm afraid he still needs to read it again if he thinks that I came in to start arguing) and then documented everything and posted everything including her comments so she could get the last word in, and make eveyrbody look stupid. (Of course it's not "everybody" who "look stupid" as a conclusion of my writing. However, some people don't need my "last word in" to achieve this effect. They are quite self sufficient.) Im sorry if im bring this topic back to the forefront but Im just saying that that whole discussion made me pretty upset, and I had to say something. wow. i hope she says something to me. lol.
I'm afraid to sound like Mark Beasley, but it sounds like Mark Beasley. Or else we are living in a time when beasleys is already an epidemic.
                                                                         
status offlinemrazluv #1037
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mmmm... can't wait for We Dance!! And the concerts this weekend!! Yay!

P.S. I also read most of that Maria thing....
For someone to spend THAT MUCH TIME to review all this stuff and write it out, she must have issues.
It took me WAY LESS TIME to put my "thing" together than it would take to write out dozens of teenybopper style posts, some of them a page long (see post #41 in the "meeting Jason" thread, for example) just describing her excitement about the major meaning of her life- worshiping Jason Mraz: "Cause of all people in the world that have influenced me and the way I live my life, it's him.", "Hi, you've completely changed my life, also I'm in love with you and can't find a man who compares to my idea of who you are, would you like to have a drink with me?". This lady thinks I'm the one with "issues". 
Usually if u disgree with someone and think they have no valid point, u can just take it for what it is and move on. If i'm arguing with someone and feel they are never gonna get my point, I just stop and say, nevermind. It's not worth it. I explained my motives quite clearly in my chronicle, but Ms.Mrazluv probably didn't reach that point in her "most", or what's more probable, she simply doesn't have any personal experience or even the slightest idea of the nature of this motive. So when somebody calls her an asshole publicly, with everybody around laughing, and for whatever reason she disagrees with this definition, she just "stops and says 'nevermind', it's not worth it" and "moves on". Honestly, I doubt that's her usual reaction. However, we can experimentally check the credibility of her claim. We're quite close to it.
It's just so funny cause everyone praised her t-shirt designs(and I still love them!) and then she felt like she could say whatever she wants and get away with it. Her tone in everything she writes is extremely condescending. I think it was Caprafan that listed off the definition of psychological disorders...I agree! She fits right in! Yes, I felt that I could say whatever I want and get away with it. This is what's called freedom of speech. However, I think I have an excessive amount of humbleness, just answering all the insulting posts, including this one. I knew how low and unconscionable some RKOPeople are, so the purpose of my whole chronicle was to leave them no space for their usual insinuations. Thus, by irresponsibly posting slanderous claims, people like Caprafan or Mrazluv are taking a risk. There are people who read what I write without prejudice, with appropriate attention, and adequate comprehension. These people might think that cynical derogators, like the above mentioned ones, should not get away with what THEY say. 
                                                                         
status offlineTabConrad #19780
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what. and. the. hell. is going on weets??? have you all seen the PORK site? i'm seriously disturbed. how could anyone be so crazy & negative? catch me on aim, if you don't know what i'm talking about.
                                                                         
status offlineyouandibothlovejasonmraz #19781
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She's a white girl
...in Chicago
 
 
TabConrad wrote:
what. and. the. hell. is going on weets??? have you all seen the PORK site? i'm seriously disturbed.


i know, i know tab. That picture of me is definitely not my best, very disturbing.
"And you know what? As a music-radio marketing specialist, it doesn't matter what the fuck [your face] looks like..."
"But why does [Rikki] have to have an image? Why can't [she] just be [herself]? Is it so hard to understand that some [DJs] just want to drink mate lattes, surf [the web], admire artists like david shrigley, tour once in a while, and play music? This will be the end of my opinion on the subject of image..."

The site (and her ridiculous blog) just gave me a laugh because honestly that's all i see it as, something humorous. She doesn't know me personally and never will so anything she says about me can not be taken seriously. Why does Rikki think I don't know her? I'm sure I know her very well already, and more and more with each of her posts. I haven't actually spoken about her yet, so she doesn't "take it seriously". Let's wait until other people start talking about her, then she'll really start seeing "something humorous".
 
This is just another reason for everyone to see that she really does have some love issues, and for that I pity her.
It was interesting to find out that "everyone" sees "some love issues" that I'm not aware of. However, it's good to know that Youandibothlovejasonmraz doesn't have any love problems. Moreover, judging on some of her other pictures, people around her don't have a problem with her love either.

eh.. in other news... i hearted chatting with all of you tonight. I miss you guys lots and lots. under 48hrs and i will be in cali!!
                                                                         
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Gobletlessness is the anti-crinkle
mornin weeters.

i'm tired.

and i want to be home watching 30 rock.

just fyi.
                                                                         
status offlineemileigh23 #19783
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I'm exhausted too.

But chatting last night was delightful... I wish we would have started earlier in the evening.

I also have a headache this morning... blech.

Noh, I hope you're feeling better today.
                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #19784
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i've switched to snark-lite.
i am, thanks. i exacted my revenge last night.
                                                                         
status offlinemeliss23 #19785
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Gobletlessness is the anti-crinkle
whaaaaaaaa?

did you sign her email addy up for harcore porno sites like bru used to threaten when things got out of hand?

cause if so you're pretty BA.
"Bru" is Mike Bruski. I was surprised to find out that a person like him could be involved in that kind of activity. How disappointing.
                                                                         
status offlinecaprafan #19788
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Special as in unique,
or wears a helmet?
 
Cat, I'm gonna squeeze you when I see you in PA--gently, after swaddling you in bubblewrap.

Sara, I'm sorry this person targeted you and others. She is undoubtedly unbalanced, so I second Rikki's response, but I know you were hurt. Glad you've brushed it off.

The internet dissolves boundaries; unfortunately, that gives crazies access to unleash the insanity on the world that would normally be confined to their own town.

Hey, I'm trying to persuade Ramen to make it to at least Pittsburgh and maybe Selinsgrove--wanna help?
                                                                         
status offlineSporkingItUp #19797
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Well, I had to raise my
standards somehow
 
Heeey weets!
I"M GOING TO TORONTO!! and my mama is coming with me!!! You guys will all love her. She's exactly like me, only older, and with purple hair. She'd be on this site I'm sure if she knew how to use the internet hahahaha! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

I just don't know where to stay.
Where should we stay? I'm going to book everything tonight.
ETA: I want to see this PORK site. Sounds entertaining.
                                                                         
status offlineemileigh23 #19800
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mraz makes me high
 
 
noh - how did you exact your revenge?

i made scallops tonight for dins. it was good.

micaela's coming over next week and i really couldn't be more excited about it.

i'm sad i can't join in on the toronto fun-ness. how long is the drive from buffalo?
                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #19801
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i've switched to snark-lite.
noh - how did you exact your revenge?

veeeeeery passive-aggressively. leon caught it.


yay for tour being HOURS away! seemed like it'd never come, huh? i'm doing laundry now so i have clothes for this weetend! rikki's coming over to my house on saturday night! how jealous are all of you? a lot? yeah, i figured.
                                                                         
MariaSirota #1064
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Apparently, a lot of you already took a sneak peak into the mirror forum of RKOP- PORK. We found traces of these sneakers at the scene of the first act of sabotage against the new forum. Somebody hacked in and tried to mess with the administrative part. Although I'm not surprised (I know who we're dealing with), this criminal act caused a short delay, and the forum will not be available tomorrow as promised. However, I can assure you that this delay will not last forever, and any further hacking attempts will be traced immediately, right to the source. Try it again. Make our day.
 
Maria Sirota
                                                                         
SheWhoDaydreams #1065
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RKOP Administrator
heck is for the people
not believin' in gosh.

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Please keep discussion in this forum relevant to the release of the new album.

                                                                         
If you say so #1066
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It comes with great sadness that I must officially hand over my crown and title of RKOP Crazy Person to Maria. Congratulations!

Peace out folks! MWAAAAHHH!!!
~~~~~~~~Joyce~~~~~~~~~~
                                                                         
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Sorry Philly. How bout I say I'll allow her to "steal" it?image

                                                                         
The Coolest and Most Enlightened LJ #1068
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you're the booty to my wang wang
ahahahhaahahhah!

                                                                         
status offlineloodleloodlelay #1069
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i've switched to snark-lite.
 
If you say so wrote:
It comes with great sadness that I must officially hand over my crown and title of RKOP Crazy Person to Maria. Congratulations!

Peace out folks! MWAAAAHHH!!!

~~~~~~~~Joyce~~~~~~~~~~

oh. my. gosh.

that post just made my month.

and i've seen three mraz shows this month.
                                                                         
 
                                                                         
curlinote #19883
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O.M.G, the Maria person is officially insanely CRAZY. She is seriously like starting up a forum on you guys and created a freaking banner with pictures of the regular posters here. Check out: http://talkpork.com/forum/ I feel that it's so freaky a person like that exists. And you don't even know who she is, and she attempts to dissect all your views and opinions. Yup, thought you girls should know. ....gosh, i'm spooked out by that person, can't stop saying it.
                                                                         
emileigh23 #19884
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mraz makes me high
^^^ yeah we've seen it already. she's a freak. its ok though we know who we are and thats all that matters. Sure they do. But we know who they are too, and that matters even more.
                                                                         
chickpea j #19886
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curlinote wrote:
O.M.G, the Maria person is officially insanely CRAZY. She is seriously like starting up a forum on you guys and created a freaking banner with pictures of the regular posters here. Check out:
http://talkpork.com/forum/ I feel that it's so freaky a person like that exists. And you don't even know who she is, and she attempts to dissect all your views and opinions. Yup, thought you girls should know. ....gosh, i'm spooked out by that person, can't stop saying it.
oh my goodness. does anyone else have the heeby jeebies.....
have you guys ever encountered this level of crazy on here before, or is this one for the record books..
okay i know you guys probably wanna ignore this completely so i'll hush up on the subject from here on out..
                                                                                                   
                                  
It's no surprise that they'd call me crazy. How else can they react to something they cannot comprehend? Of course they're not used to anything like this. So far, they've always gotten away with whatever they did to people who wouldn't conform to their mob games. Not any more. It's time for them to have a taste of their own medicine.
So without further adieu, I say adieu to RKOP, and present PORK.